Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I Wrote a Rap Song

Hey this is my hit new rap song: Wine, Dine and get Crunk in the City

Enjoy!


Ohhhhhhhhhh YEAH!!!! You know what time it is!!!

Don’t make me say it twice! You know how we DO! UHHHH!

Come on ladies!!! Lets WINE, (wine!) DINE (dine!) and

GET CRUNK IN THE CITYYYYYYYYY!

(boomboomboomboombooombooom)---> “beat drops”


Time to get loud, time to get fresh, I had it with this mess

Time to get fly, time to get high, I aint bout to stress


Got my heels on, my fly is zipped,

Clutch is packed, im well equipped


Girl you gotchyo cell? Oh hell I got my cell

Girl you gotchyo money? Girl I don’t need no money


‘cause Boys buy me drinks just for a little dance

And if they think they want some more I just kick em in da pants


Cause I WINE (wine!), DINE (dine!) and get CRUNK IN THE CITY!!!!!

Cause I WINE (wine!), DINE (dine!) and get CRUNK IN THE CITY!!!


Me and my girls, we don’t mess around,

We get ish done when we go downtown

Hit up the spot- you know the one with the hookah

And smoke up some flavors and we don’t spend no moolah



Then off to the bar in a taxi cab

Catch a free ride cause Muhammad is our man

I say, yo Muhammad can I bum a cig?

And he says- yea girl but can you get me a new gig?


Cause I wanna

WINE (wine!) DINE (dine!) and get CRUNK IN THE CITY!!

WINE (wine!) DINE (dine!) AND GET CRUNK IN THE CITY!!!

(all rights reserved, copyright 2010, k-lo entertainment)

3 comments:

  1. haha kels, this is hilarious. i say we all memorize the words, and this be our new years song next year! xoxo -steph

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  2. you did not write that?! it's sheer genius!!!! i felt like i was on stage with you doing backup. you're cool.

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